Art Linkletter used to have a television show entitled "Kids say the Darndest Things." With the candidates filling the airwaves with every conceivable kind of trial balloons and lunacy to distinguish themselves from others of their particular ilk, I think its time to update Mr. Linkletter's show and to focus on the musings and ideas of Hillary and Harry and Howard and Nancy and many others who can be uniquely described as "Dimwitocrats."

Now I'm sure there is an equally vapid play on the other party's name and I'm sure someone will step up to the plate to point out the many useless and inane ideas of the other party, so to speak, but for me, the truly idiotic statements are more often than not made by the likes of the aforementioned Dimwitocrats.

As proof, I Shamelessly I offer the following for your consideration:

"The War Is Lost" Harry Reid, April 19, 2007

$5,000 Baby Bond, Hillary Clinton, September 28, 2007

And to memorialize these statements I found a CafePress site dedicated to their brilliant utterances and ideas!

So in keeping with the entrepreneurial spirit that made America great, please look for these and other great Dimwitocratic moments memorialized on various clothing and trinkets here: Dimwitocratic!

Enjoy!

 

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